George Bush claims to be a Christian. In fact, a great deal of his appeal (such as it is) has been based on his so-called values. But how does George fare against his religion’s rules? I took the Ten Commandments, and analyzed George’s performance against them. Unsurprisingly, the results were not particularly impressive.
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.
Actually, Bush had at least one god before God: alcohol. Bush in fact only converted to Christianity when he finally dropped the bottle in his forties and conceded that he was an alcoholic. Billy Graham is credited with persuading George to give up booze and accept God into his liver – sorry, heart – instead.
Conclusion – born-again Evangelicals by definition have something in their lives before God. Bush was no exception.
2. Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above.
All I can say is, check this out. Scary as all hell. But, it wasn’t George who made it, so I guess I have to give him a pass on this one.
Conclusion – Bush takes his first confident stride toward a Christian life.
3. Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Lord.
Wow, where to begin. Bush has sanctioned war and murder in the name of God. "President Bush said to all of us: 'I am driven with a mission from God'. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did." Bush has frequently defended his actions, which are wholly un-Christian in nature, by invoking the name of the Lord.
Conclusion – Bush broke this Commandment.
4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
Sunday, 18th December. President Bush addresses the nation from the White House. This is considered ‘working’, which is expressly forbidden by the Commandments.
Conclusion – Bush breaks this one pretty much every week. Except when he’s on vacation, which is usually around six weeks a year (more than any President in history, as it happens.)
5. Thou shalt honor your father and your mother.
Bush’s Social Security plans would essentially deprive many working Americans of the benefits they have been promised by the country. Those people are our parents. Social Security, in the words of one commentator, "…has been an incredible success. It has enabled our seniors to enjoy independence. And it has enabled our country to obey the commandment: "honor thy father and thy mother." Now Bush wants to create tiered levels of Social Security, so that the rich stay rich and the poor get less. I don’t know how Bush interacts with his own parents – but he certainly doesn’t want us to be able to honor ours (unless we have more money than the average Joe). By the way, don’t get me started on Medicare.
Conclusion – oops.
6. Thou shalt not murder.
Errr… hello? Iraq? Afghanistan? How many dead civilians? On whose orders?
Conclusion – a no-brainer. Killing people is wrong, George.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Rumors abounded some time ago, but nothing was ever proven. In the absence of proof, let’s give George the benefit of the doubt.
Conclusion – Hey! Bush stuck by one! And better yet, it was the one that Clinton broke! Yee haa! That should distract the American people from the rest of Bush’s transgressions!
8. Thou shalt not steal.
George Bush was arrested in 1966 for theft. Case closed. (Unless you count the theft of billions of dollars from the American people, funneled into his buddy Cheney’s bank account via Halliburton.)
Conclusion – yep, Commandment broken. Indeed, smashed into tiny granite pieces.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor.
George Bush’s 2004 election campaign doggedly stuck to one story that was eminently and demonstrably false: that John Kerry, who was decorated multiple times for bravery above and beyond the call of duty in Vietnam, was in fact a coward and a liar. Bush’s campaign never condemned the Swift Boat liars for their attack ads, and Bush campaign workers were found working for the Swift Boat PAC.
Conclusion – another strikeout for Bush.
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's house.
Or oil? Because, if you substitute the word ‘oil’ for ‘house’, I think the answer to this one is pretty simple.
Conclusion - chalk up another broken Commandment for the Commander.
All in all, that gives George a grand score of eight broken, two (possibly) kept. Not bad going for a guy who wears his faith on his sleeve and claims to embody Christian values.
Not bad? Or not very good?
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